gahhh ! BORED SCHOOL . 1 WEEK HOLIDAY . HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR .
I just feel that this HOLIDAY , is so suck .
This HOLIDAY mean nothing to me .
I thought it was gonna be the best HOLIDAY EVER , but i
was wrong .
All i want is to be A HAPPY PERSON .
The Top 10 List of the Questions to ask your Boyfriend (if you want him to run)
10. Do you like my bottom?
This is a classic. Who has not heard this question in his relationship at least once?
A very attractive woman once said to me: "If we ask you how big our bottom is, you’d better tell the truth. If we ask how big another women’s bottom is, you’d better lie".
You could get in trouble with a wrong answer.
9. Would you like to go shopping with me?
Uhh, this hurts. Going shopping with a woman is always pain.
The trick is to find the perfect middle between, "this dress looks perfect on you", and "buy this if you want to go hooking".
8. Do you mind if your best friend joins us in bed?
No comment here.
7. If we were a Hollywood movie-couple, who would we be?
This is a question only a woman can think out.
The answer on this one? You better find a good one. I’d say "Beauty and the Beast". Leave open who the beast is.
6. Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend before?
Trick question.
This answer to this one is of course "Me? I would rather die!"
5. What would you do if you were alone in the Playboy-Mansion with 250 Playmates and all are famished?
Yeah, of course: "one must feed the hungry".
4. How many people have you had sex with before me?
Don’t mention that you’ve been in the Playboy-Mansion before.
Don’t do it!
3. Can you explain to me how to handle a [complicated technical device]?
Have the patience to explain or send her to an electronic store. Choose wisely.
2. Will we be together forever and marry one day?
I was asked this once after 2 months in a relationship. Man, I didn’t know that I could run so fast.
And the Number 1 of the questions to ask your boyfriend is:
1. Would you tattoo my name on your upper arm?
That’s it. The worst questions to ask your boyfriend.
If you as a girl have asked one of these questions before, I would suggest that you train your skill a bit more. These are absolute no-nos. There are plenty of questions you can ask without scaring your boyfriend away.
As for you guys, in another article I will teach you how to handle and react best to these annoying testing-questions.
Until then, weigh up every answer. A wrong one could get you into deep… trouble.
Friendship poems & poetry :
A friend is like a flower,
a rose to be exact,
Or maybe like a brand new gate
that never comes unlatched.
A friend is like an owl,
both beautiful and wise.
Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,
whose spirit never dies.
A friend is like a heart that goes
strong until the end.
Where would we be in this world
if we didn't have a friend. - By Adrianne S
when he confessed to Donna Anna.
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